Monday Morning Vents Times Three

Irritants:

There are issues with today’s technology that over a period of time have become quite bothersome to me.

Each morn I face a mailroom (inbox versus spam) and a 10-minute limit to address both before the computer starts experiencing problems. I wonder how a person is supposed to clear their mailroom (click-read-move to a folder-delete) in record time. Thanks cable provider for your continued great service and high cost.

The constant updates which manage to screw up lots of stuff in place on one’s computer. I didn’t ask for them. I was content with status quo. Then someone thought time for changes and each day a window would appear (I’d cancel it with the ‘x’) which kept shrinking in size until one morning my computer was held hostage for hours without my consent.

Last on my list is ‘plagiarism’. It’s always nice to Google oneself and find work submitted being used by other sites. No, I didn’t give anyone permission to pick and choose from my publishings. 

A fairly private person, I rarely place personal details in my writing or poems. Thank God!

End of Monday Morning’s Vent

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Fibbing Friday – September 27th

  1. What is an earwig?
    Ans: A synthetic earmuff
  2. Do echoes get frustrated hearing themselves all the time?
    Ans: Only if they screenshot their words
  3. A stitch in time may save nine, but what happens if you haven’t got a needle?
    Ans: Opt for super glue – be precise though 🙂 
  4. What is the truth about cats and dogs?
    Ans: They really are fond of each other.
  5. Why do they call it a hairpin bend?
    Ans: It’s hard to describe a ‘U’.
  6. What is a toad in a hole?
    Ans: A recipe I’d prefer not to order for breakfast 
  7. What are the bear necessities?
    Ans: Cozy fleece sleepwear fabric coated with honey and bees
  8. What is hopscotch?
    Ans: A sidewalk game – hop over the piles of butterscotch candies
  9. Maggie may and Prudence is dear, but what is Simon?
    Ans:  Somebody’s son – Simon says clueless.
  10.  What are skinny jeans?
    Ans: Opposites of fat genes

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