Fibbing Friday: February 28th

30 minutes – race against clock – before Friday becomes Saturday on my calendar – GO!!

Wonderful I type go and the keyboard refuses to type. WONDERFUL – doubtful meet 

this deadline.

1. Where will you find a windlass?
   Ans: in the weight room at the gym
2.  What’s the difference between a paddle and an oar?
   Ans: the circumference of the pole
3.  How do you bore water?
   Ans: carefully
4.  If 007 has a licence to kill, what do the previous 6 have licences for?
   Ans: (in no particular order) – thought patterns documentation – intentional
   deviations – graphing charts – tactics – immunity – seal of approval to chicken
   out 
5. Why do we have pancakes on Shrove Tuesday?
   Ans: Food storage in prep of long wait until Fat Tuesday a.k.a. Mardi Gras
6.  Why do we say something is ‘dog-eared’ if it’s shabby or tatty?
   Ans: Sounds more pleasing to the ear and much better visual than
   description ‘moth-eaten’
7.  What color are peacock eggs?
   Ans: Various – depends on the painter
8.  What is the difference between the Big Dipper and The Plough?
   Ans: The location – US/Canada versus UK/Ireland 
9.  How do you make Sloe Gin?
   Ans: Ask the bartender to shake well all ingredients for a fizz effect
10.  Who were The Goons?
    Ans: Relatives of mine – actual considered alien due to RH Negative blood

Fibbing Friday: February 28th