Chocolate crave
Refuse misbehave
Isolation – bit stir crazy
Chocolate smell – aromatherapy
Choose write ’bout it – humorous psychotherapy
One ‘PayDay’
Mr. ‘Goodbar’ wanted a ‘Bit-O-Honey’.
He took Miss ‘Hershey’s’ downtown
next to the corner of Main and ‘5th Avenue’.
OMG – he began to feel her ‘Mounds’ withΒ
another OMG ‘his ‘Butterfinger’.
Pure ‘Almond Joy’ (LOL)
OMG – it made her ‘Tootsie Roll’.
He let out a ‘Snickers’.
She screamed ‘Oh Henry’!
You are even better than the ‘Musketeers’.
Soon she became ‘Chunky’ and
9 months later ‘Baby Ruth’ was born.
Self-Notation: “I can’t believe I’m posting this.” <smile>
hee hee That’s pretty funny putting all those candies into a little story like that. π
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I thought some humor would be nice amidst all the health crisis hype. π
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hysterical June. Just what the doctor ordered sotospeak. Chocolate is a natural anti depressant, so I’m reaching for the Maltesers now!
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Glad you enjoyed the humor π π
I like peace and quiet only this isolation is a
bit much. Rumors are we are headed for a lockdown in the states. Ugh!! All I have for chocolate is frozen Junior Mints as I don’t make it a habit to stock up on chocolate. π¦
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Our PM has just announced closures of pubs, clubs, restaurants, gyms, community centres, etc. I’m glad I won the raffle and got an Easter Egg and box of jelly babies! Oh well, this might give the diet a boost and I’ll lose those extra pounds.
Stay safe June.
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Thank you, Di. π
Weight loss – a positive thought.
I saw cartoons on Facebook showing total opposite after 30 days confinement.
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Me too. We all think differently! Luckily I would make a good eskimo as I have plenty of fat reserves!
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Oh my – that’s truly a LOL funnie. π
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Great post that made me laugh out loud. I always wondered why it was called baby Ruth.
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Thank you! π
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Quite good to read!! check out this post:
https://inkonflames.wordpress.com/2020/03/27/the-quiet-kid/
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