1. How big was the one who got away?
Ans: Unknown – centipede with all its’ segmented legs sped away before I could bring
out my ruler.
2. What comes after a storm?
Ans: Beautiful weather, a catastrophic mess to clean up and can’t forget those
bouquets of flowers – an expression to convey ‘sorry’ following argument(s).
3. Why do fish swim?
Ans: To avoid walking on the ocean floor/if camouflaged easy way to catch prey
4. What colour is grass?
Ans: Dark green if maintained well and shade of brown if exposed to high temps
and lack of water
5. What’s over the hill?
Ans: A huge surprise (positive or negative) for certain
6. What is the color of money?
Ans: Varies country-to-country and can’t forget words / markings people
pen on bills with their permanent markers
7. What do goats, pigs and roosters have in common?
Ans: Annoying habits
8. Who lives in the woods?
9. What does an ill wind bring?
Ans: Bad vibes/news for some – others benefit from and a computer freeze for me.
10. What is a windfall?
Ans: A lottery win over $600 which requires a trip to Lottery headquarters /
can’t cash at supermarkets nor convenience stores