Teacher:
“Good Morning Kid-dos . . .
Today is August 26th 2025.”
Teacher:
“Welcome to class Corniverus.”
Teacher:
“Starting off with role call
When I state your name YELL!
Let me know if you’re here – OK.”
Teacher’s roster and comments:
Clorox – okay
Charmin – I C-ya.
Corona – gotcha
Covid – – gotcha
Covid Lee – Thank you.
Corona with a K – very cute
Covid with a K – all right
Pandemica – very pretty
Purell – K
Quarantina – That’s a cute name.
Social ‘n Distance – You’re twins – that’s cool.
And virus – okay
Teacher finishes role call and asks:
“Did I miss anybody?“
A young man raises his hand.
Teacher asks: “What’s your name?”
Response: “Joe – Joe Exotic”
Teacher: “All right, I’ll write your name down here.”
Welcome back!!
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