Fibbing Friday ~ 13th January

Q. Why were people given middle names?
A. In case they can’t remember their given name

Q. Why do we cover our mouths when we yawn?
A. To hold back emission of stinky breath

Q. Why do you say ‘Bless You’ when somebody sneezes?
A. Prevent reception of sucker punch due to inappropriate words

Q. Why do we wear a wedding ring on the third finger of the left hand?
A.Β  Inaccurate placement count left to right then right to left πŸ˜‚

Q. What was the original use of wind chimes?
A. Another country’s fodder for financial wealth

Q. What were the original purpose of bridesmaids?
A. To be available as substitution for the runaway bride

Q. What is the significance of the first butterfly of the year you see being white?
A. Reason to grab a fly swatter before it eats holes in unstored winter clothes

Q. What does it mean if your right ear itches?
A. Time to fasten those long locks in place

Q. Why is Good Friday a good day to cut your hair?
A. Reduction price offers at local salons

Q. What should you give a friend who gives you a knife as a gift?
A. Special facial treat ~ creme pie topped with Tabasco sauce

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