roday’s prompt: stained by the sun
Before dawn and sunlight peers through the blinds stained (faded) by the sun
country grannie is awake and waiting for her morning coffee to brew.
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roday’s prompt: stained by the sun
Before dawn and sunlight peers through the blinds stained (faded) by the sun
country grannie is awake and waiting for her morning coffee to brew.
Continue reading “One Liner Wednesday & JusJoJan2023~Jan. 18th”
Today’s prompt: ‘whatever you see’
**Topsy-turvy multitasker**
Bills all washed
Laundry been paid
Clothes baking in oven
Potluck casserole in dryer
Who says a senior gal ‘can’t’ multitask?
https://lindaghill.com/2022/06/10/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-june-11-2022/
Bundle package firm
Functions no competition
Customers anguish
Near gone days converse humans
Texts robotic replacements
Tanka poem above ~ hilarious explanation
1. I needed an answer to a question.
2. Prepared with account number I soon
met my first dilemma.
3. Oh dear I need my glasses as the company’s 800 number
is spelled out (alphabetic).
4. I placed the call and listened to the menu selection.
5. ‘Other’ was my chosen option.
6. I’m told next step in process was receipt of a text message.
7. Instructions to access a hyperlink made me stop and think.
8. Being polite I replied to the text with ‘no thank you’.
9. I left the room to conduct a search via another method.
Imagine reading this ‘next’ text (verbatim).
“I’m sorry. I’m a bot and I’m still learning. Ask your questions…“
Gram’s virtual friend
Inches measure three by five
Screen time record high
Apps, texts, sites instant access
Chuckle, cellphone correct vibe
Today’s words: impure, indeed, infer
Yes indeed, women
Provocative garb infer
Impure thoughts male brain
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/01/18/three-things-challenge-847/
Cost impulsive move
Comfort words unusable
Cash mid roses cheers
While reading my last chosen book for the 2021 Goodreads
challenge I did many suggested workbook exercises.
Reality: ‘All the questions & answers, all the lists, all the
drawings and the letters to myself were ‘beneficial’.
I had to be 100 percent onboard and honest to feel
the gain/reward.
Random page from my journal ‘Happy Thoughts’
contains a letter I wrote to my body. It’s soo much
better to feel good about yourself.
The day I wrote the following I had a good laugh.
Dear Body,
You are old and tired now.
I remember when I used to take better care of you.
What happened? Life! Ageism. Depression.
Although I make honest efforts to forge ahead,
re-starting an exercise regimen combined with
healthy eating I doubt I’m going to approve of
the image in the mirror.
Wear a bikini (heck no) related thought = dread.
The stomach of this body carried four children on
the inside and I have a ‘roadmap’ to nowhere for
proof on the outside.
True, I’m unique and special – look at the previous
exercise, a long list of hobbies I tried throughout
my life and all the accomplishments.
Truth is: ‘I don’t like being old’; however, I’ll continue
my ‘old in years – young at heart’ portrayal.
I pray I can keep a positive mindset – one day at
a time future.
‘It’s okay to love myself and demand respect’ even
when the mirror image is a bit bothersome and tad
scary.
This journal entry portrays mixed emotions.
One has to put themself in a good frame of
mind and enjoy today’s journey at whatever
stage of life.
To compare oneself to the younger generation
is a waste of time since the biological clock
moves in one direction, forward.
Prompt Challenge #20 – Banging Out a Dish
What’s for supper?
A daily question posed to mothers
Memories night opted for golabki leftovers
Yesterday’s extra casserole dish no bother
Decision heat low flame on range top
Soon out of nowhere heard large pop
Walk to kitchen found quite exploded mess
Whatever happened unknown must confess
No idea earlier choice outcome be so wrong
Claim stupidity only nobody previous inform
Never place certain heating dishes on range
Potential heated aftermath worse than strange
Clean up process definite took quite some time
Contents cabbage rolls ‘n broken dish sight begrime
Imagine question posed again ‘what’s for supper‘
Answer seek pizza parlor’s menu call in takeout order!
https://puttingmyfeetinthedirt.com/2021/03/01/march-2021-writing-prompts/
Common knowledge readers find news articles informative, bothersome, rhetoric
and on occasion humorous.
The first three categories from different printed publications constitute the
abundance of news selections.
It’s quite obvious to the average daily reader how little humor is found betwixt
penned lines unless the cartoon section is their first choice.
Laughter is good for the soul and I managed a few chuckles over the weekend
when I brought up an article beginning with the adverb ‘allegedly’.
I wonder if the layout editor of the popular newspaper created space for
this unbelievable hilarious read or by job description inserted it to fill up
a page.
Either – or – twas rather funny to envision the event defined below.
A voyeur, referenced as peeping Tom, had been arrested on scene of
a gym down south after falling through the ceiling of the women’s
locker room.
It seemed he received quite a bit more than he’d bargained for when
the locker room’s ceiling gave way and he fell approximately ten feet.
Sadly, he fell onto a 70-year old woman who thankfully attained no
injuries.
As a former gym member for years, I can attest woman aren’t exactly
weak and this woman along with several other patrons apprehended
the deviant prior to the arrival of law enforcement.
By definition a peeping Tom is referred to as a man who secretly observes
women undressing and derives sexual pleasure.
Arrested on site yet article states ‘allegedly’ since although accused he’s
yet to be proven guilty and convicted.
Yes, the good citizen has to stand by and watch how the system works or
fails.
Innocent until proven guilty!
Laughable since few people without malintent hide in the ceiling of gym
locker rooms.
Blue Cornflower percolator he – he -he
Bridal shower gift dating back mid 1960s
Brand new bride appear lack common sense
Coffee first attempt void cooking experience
Necessary follow instructions – definite not she
Brewing tasteful coffee certain easy no difficulty
Til husband’s loud question spun head around
Instructions in hand recipe coffee shown found
Hun thought twas supposed to fill entire basket
No idea prepping strong coffee result hairy chest
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