Prompt Challenge #20 – Banging Out a Dish
What’s for supper?
A daily question posed to mothers
Memories night opted for golabki leftovers
Yesterday’s extra casserole dish no bother
Decision heat low flame on range top
Soon out of nowhere heard large pop
Walk to kitchen found quite exploded mess
Whatever happened unknown must confess
No idea earlier choice outcome be so wrong
Claim stupidity only nobody previous inform
Never place certain heating dishes on range
Potential heated aftermath worse than strange
Clean up process definite took quite some time
Contents cabbage rolls ‘n broken dish sight begrime
Imagine question posed again ‘what’s for supper‘
Answer seek pizza parlor’s menu call in takeout order!
Common knowledge readers find news articles informative, bothersome, rhetoric
and on occasion humorous.
The first three categories from different printed publications constitute the
abundance of news selections.
It’s quite obvious to the average daily reader how little humor is found betwixt
penned lines unless the cartoon section is their first choice.
Laughter is good for the soul and I managed a few chuckles over the weekend
when I brought up an article beginning with the adverb ‘allegedly’.
I wonder if the layout editor of the popular newspaper created space for
this unbelievable hilarious read or by job description inserted it to fill up
Either – or – twas rather funny to envision the event defined below.
A voyeur, referenced as peeping Tom, had been arrested on scene of
a gym down south after falling through the ceiling of the women’s
It seemed he received quite a bit more than he’d bargained for when
the locker room’s ceiling gave way and he fell approximately ten feet.
Sadly, he fell onto a 70-year old woman who thankfully attained no
As a former gym member for years, I can attest woman aren’t exactly
weak and this woman along with several other patrons apprehended
the deviant prior to the arrival of law enforcement.
By definition a peeping Tom is referred to as a man who secretly observes
women undressing and derives sexual pleasure.
Arrested on site yet article states ‘allegedly’ since although accused he’s
yet to be proven guilty and convicted.
Yes, the good citizen has to stand by and watch how the system works or
Innocent until proven guilty!
Laughable since few people without malintent hide in the ceiling of gym
Blue Cornflower percolator he – he -he
Bridal shower gift dating back mid 1960s
Brand new bride appear lack common sense
Coffee first attempt void cooking experience
Necessary follow instructions – definite not she
Brewing tasteful coffee certain easy no difficulty
Til husband’s loud question spun head around
Instructions in hand recipe coffee shown found
Hun thought twas supposed to fill entire basket
No idea prepping strong coffee result hairy chest
background – buns – cake – eerie – evening – handle – honesty – humour —
joke – lark – mike – nose – path – piece – prank – remote – rock – silent – trash –
violin – wire
Peaceful or eerie
Wind’s silent path
Power outage – wire(s) down
Occurrence no joke
Birthday cake half-baked
40th celebration son Mike
Hankering for piece
Honesty – lack humor
Imperative phone call
Pray this be a prank
Dressed for day
Took out the trash
Record time van arrive
Local utility workers rock
Residence border park
Glimpse a meadowlark
Songbird’s tune void lyrics
Similar Renaissance violin
Take Seven: April 3rd 2020
Answer to question ‘what day is it anyway’
Another day ending in letter ‘y’
Twenty plus four distancing socialize
Desire to share humor icon saved
Social media sources refuse behave
Soon discover no choice relinquish hope
E’er update pictoral post number thus cope
Pensive person usual refuse give up
Today tired and acceptance out-of-luck
Television channels – radio stations
Internet pages full situation labelled grim
When alone with nobody else around
Pefectly okay chat with arachnid found
Some good old humor benefit health
A giggle for lonesome who take care themself
Humorous post read:
Day 4 of social distancing:
Struck up a conversation with a spider today.
He’s a Web Designer.
What Day Is It Anyway? April 1st 2020
Isolation – bit stir crazy
Chocolate smell – aromatherapy
Choose write ’bout it – humorous psychotherapy
Mr. ‘Goodbar’ wanted a ‘Bit-O-Honey’.
He took Miss ‘Hershey’s’ downtown
next to the corner of Main and ‘5th Avenue’.
OMG – he began to feel her ‘Mounds’ with
another OMG ‘his ‘Butterfinger’.
Pure ‘Almond Joy’ (LOL)
OMG – it made her ‘Tootsie Roll’.
He let out a ‘Snickers’.
She screamed ‘Oh Henry’!
You are even better than the ‘Musketeers’.
Soon she became ‘Chunky’ and
9 months later ‘Baby Ruth’ was born.
Self-Notation: “I can’t believe I’m posting this.” <smile>
Debunked the myth of a broom able to stand on its own on only a certain day with
a try on the day following hearing about new craze found my broom with bristles
positioned like a tripod standing upright on kitchen floor – attempt successful.
One Liner Wednesday – Internet’s New Craze
Today's prompt: drive
The morning drive to work often leads to stress for commuters.
Heavy traffic . . .
Loss of drive . . .
JusJoJan Day No: 23
JusJoJan Day No: 20
Today’s prompt: humor
Today’s World – humorous 🙂
Cause big wheel's anger
Laughable bizarre conduct
Curse words hotel maid
Wrong way toilet paper hung
Featherbrained person's concern
Three Things Challenge #20