Today's prompt: drive The morning drive to work often leads to stress for commuters. Heavy traffic . . . Loss of drive . . . JusJoJan Day No: 23
Today’s prompt: humor
Today’s World – humorous 🙂
Cause big wheel's anger Laughable bizarre conduct Curse words hotel maid Wrong way toilet paper hung Featherbrained person's concern ~ JAQ Three Things Challenge #20
Morn notes taken lacked concept
Dismissed day off thought
Relaxed laundromat clothes dry
Digest page’s humor laugh.
Following are the jokes I found on that page in observation of September 19th =
‘International Talk Like a Pirate Day’:
- Do you know what stinks about a pirate ship?
The poop deck.
- How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg.
- How do you make a pirate furious?
Take away the ‘p’.
- Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
- Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It’s rated AARRRRGH because of all the booty!
Older woman flees
Pushing walker record speeds
Alternate route seeks
Solace residence well-known
Grannie escape old folk’s home.
Downstairs friendly cookie thief
Consume late night treat
Thumbprint cookies hard resist
Oops ! left trail crumbs rascal caught
Constipation lack ease poop struck Plumbing apparent somehow backed up Yesterday's chocolates 'n cheese Fail think request additional please H2o stratagem unite loathsome push release Discomfort tolerance adios final emoji poop escapees. © 2018 June Quintin
Genuine gal possess good sense humor relate Survival weekend date baby-boomer overweight Age-appropriate accurate height patiently wait Meet face-to-face gym attendee hopeful not late Arrival gross misrepresentation approach mistake Question degree nearsightedness quickly separate Head for hills no desire drinks nor dinner partake Times tough women aggravate versus women tolerate. © 2018 June Quintin
Craze enthused sudden Transpose numbers youth return Thirst quench wrong fountain. © 2018 June Quintin
Bride's surreal concept Marriage vows transmogrify Devil in Disguise. © 2018 June Quintin