Fandango’s Daily Word Prompt – Nebulous

Case nebulousness
Morn notes taken lacked concept
Dismissed day off thought
Relaxed laundromat clothes dry
Digest page’s humor laugh.

Following are the jokes I found on that page in observation of September 19th =
‘International Talk Like a Pirate Day’:
 

  1. Do you know what stinks about a pirate ship?
    The poop deck.
  2. How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? 
    An arm and a leg.
  3.  How do you make a pirate furious?
    Take away the ‘p’.
  4.  Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
    They just wash up on shore.
  5.  Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
    It’s rated AARRRRGH because of all the booty!

FOWC with Fandango — Nebulous

 

 

 

Poetic Whimsy

Constipation lack ease poop struck
Plumbing apparent somehow backed up

Yesterday's chocolates 'n cheese
Fail think request additional please

H2o stratagem unite loathsome push release 
Discomfort tolerance adios final emoji poop escapees.

© 2018 June Quintin

Smile!

Genuine gal possess good sense humor relate
Survival weekend date baby-boomer overweight

Age-appropriate accurate height patiently wait
Meet face-to-face gym attendee hopeful not late

Arrival gross misrepresentation approach mistake
Question degree nearsightedness quickly separate

Head for hills no desire drinks nor dinner partake
Times tough women aggravate versus women tolerate.

© 2018 June Quintin