Fibbing Friday`26th April

prompt: 10 questions ` respond with fibs

1. Who do you associate with green fingers?
Ans: the pool guy sporting tattoos derived from medium to dark shades of
paste food coloring

2. Who or what was the Red Baron?
Ans: a popular fireside restaurant – no reservations required by wealthy diners

3. What was the significance of yellow ribbons around oak trees?
Ans: a decorative welcome signal – parents away for weekend ‘Let’s Party’

4. Why did Alice follow the White Rabbit?
Ans: It was the only forest animal available to play Hopscotch with her.

5. Who was the Black Knight?
Ans: the masked desperado – Zorro’s cousin

6. What is Blue Moon?
Ans: rare occurrence when dust particles amid tears turn bluish color and shine

7. Do brown cows produce coloured milk?
Ans: whenever udders become clogged left for coffee – right for chocolate

8. Why was the Pink Panther pink?
Ans: a shortage of black dye at the hair stylists’ salon

9. Why are pandas black and white?
Ans: Readers chose to eliminate ‘red all over’ from the bear-like animal’s coat (no
resemblance to any newspaper).

10. What is a Silver Shadow?
Ans: the silhouette of too many coats of nail enamel

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